Friday, January 27, 2012

She tried to wipe "pee" on a kid...

I really should not be blogging right now.  At noon I have a hardcore French Exam and I should be doing some last minute studying... But, I should be doing a lot of other things that I don't do.  So, I'm totally going to blog for a minute.

So... a couple days ago...  I picked Eva up from preschool and... there was a note on her sheet about an "incident" that had happened earlier in the day.

Apparently my child put her hand in a puddle of water in the bathroom..

and then...

proceeded to taunt another child that she was going to "Wipe Pee on Them."


You read that right.

I hate when stuff like this happens at school.. because I have to act surprised at her behavior and that I feel it's completely unacceptable..

But, I secretely think it's funny... And know that it's completely my fault!

We're goofy... OKAY!?
It's probably because she has seen me numerous times walk up to her father after being in the bathroom, and wipe my wet hands on his arms and sweetly say, "We were out of toilet paper," and then burst into hysterical laughter. 

Stupid things make me laugh, get over it.

Or the fact that Eva and I make it a point to pronounce poop, PEWP... rather long and drawn out and giggle about how silly it sounds.  Pewp.

Or that she jokes that she just went potty in the tub and then takes a drink of her bath water.

And we both laugh about it.

Shit, we are gross.

But, back to the preschool.  I read the note, hold back a smirk (I know she shouldn't do that stuff!!  I know it's gross... but it's my fault!  She acts JUST LIKE ME.  I'm inappropriate... I'm sorry!)  and go through the motions of being flabbergasted at such a shocking behavior.

"I'm so sorry."
"I will definitely talk about it with her tonight."
"Yes, you are right.  Completely unacceptable."

Do you know how hard it is to have a conversation with a 4 year about why she can't do something that she LEARNED FROM YOU??

Yeah, I felt about this big: .

That's right.  The size of that tiny period.

Her response was that, "It was just water!  It wasn't really pee!  It was a joke!"

I just told her that only Mommy thinks that kind of stuff is funny, because Mommy is kind of weird.  And, maybe we should just stop with those kind of jokes.

She said, "Okay..."

Then she said, "Mommy, can you drive faster?  I really gotta... PEWP."

And then we both laughed hysterically.

Who's going to hell in handbasket?  This girl!

I've posted this video before- but I find it to be relevant:


  1. Anonymous1/27/2012

    You're just preparing her to be a righteous badass when she's older. They can stuff it.

    As for the exam...Bon chance!

    1. I hope she isn't quite the badass her Mother was... :/ yikes hahaha But yes, I wish I had the balls to tell them to stuff it. As for the test, I nailed it! (I think!)

  2. I think that's completely adorable. You have a great relationship with your daughter and that's lovely to see. I too have a warped (?) sense of humor and a filthy mouth so I'm sure my children (when I have them) will also get lots of notes sent home.

    1. Maybe I wouldn't feel so bad about the notes if she didn't go to a faith-based preschool... I think it makes me nervous that the Lutherans may find out about my lax morals. HAHA

  3. Awww, she sounds hilarious :P

    1. SHe is pretty hilarious if I do say so myself.

  4. GAWD. She's such a cute kid!!! Ugh. The two of you are making me slightly ill with your mother/daughter bond.

    1. Thanks B! :) And don't blame us for you feeling sick... Twitter said you had the flu!

  5. Oh my god I can relate to this. I let my kids watch a fair bit of ribald humour (hi, Kids in the Hall? not kid friendly, but they love it) and I'm always afraid that they're going to come out with something horribly inappropriate at school.

    Oddly enough though, for having a mother (okay AND father) with the mouth of a sailor, neither of them swear - around us, anyway.

    1. Thank goodness someone understands!

  6. I love that. Humor between mom and daughter. Too cute! I can't believe you said pewp, by the way. I'm from Texas and my husband says with my accent I say things weird like, pewp and bewbies. Haha!

    1. OH man!! That is funny! Bewbies. I have a feeling that is going to be a new one around the house. Her dad will just LOVE that. not! hahaha

    2. Hahaha! I may or may not have just washed my hands and told my husband I was wiping pee on him.

  7. My oldest is forever doing/saying things she learned from me or her father, and ever time we're like, "We've REALLY gotta start watching what we do/say in front of them." It's hysterical, but I know at some point (like when she starts school next year) that it will be things that get her in trouble.

  8. When I got out of the shower one day a few months ago, Colton came up to my room while I was getting dressed and slapped me on the butt! Yep, definitely watching what mommy and daddy do a little too much... Luke and I like PDA's... But, we got a laugh out of it regardless. Great blog!:)


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